No Whiners

​  Borrowed and modified from - The Vortex Bar & Grill   

Read Their Page - Sure to Make You Laugh - 

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For the normal person these are usually viewed as humor. If your offended maybe take it as a hint. 

The PET Dog Park strives to be largest and swankiest private dog park in Southeast Texas.  Providing the most luxury value added amenities for both pet and owner. 🐾

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We try to ensure our park and visit descriptions are as accurate as possible, and that all visit policies are clearly explained. READ OUR RULES – read them carefully. If you have any questions, just ask us. It’s all pretty simple. Please don’t make us mock you.

 

No Smoking - Love Your Lungs 

The PET Dog Park does not allow smoking of any kind on our premises. This also helps prevent wildlife fires. Yes we offer a campfire experience that has a flames but its contained. 

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RESERVATIONS  – WE’RE FANCY LIKE THAT

The PET Dog Park is not a public space. We've got other things going. If you just show up you might get turned away. Do you know why? Because we take and book reservations.

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WE MOSTLY WANT TO SAY YES

If your group has any special needs, please let us assist you. Sure, sometimes we may have to decline a request, but that’s only because we know what’s best. If you decide to show up with your 10 best friends without notice, don’t whine when we tell you it’s going to be extra. 
 

NO WHINING  – ACT LIKE AN ADULT, NOT A CRYBABY

We’re sorry if you don’t like what we do, or how we do it. Maybe you think our dog park is not how you would do it. Hey, If you insist on having total control over your environment at all times, then maybe you should just stay home. Nobody likes a whiner. 
 

SERVICE GUARANTEE  – WE’RE PRETTY CASUAL

We do our best to be provide all we can so you get the best experience, but sometimes stuff happens. ​But if you feel you've had a bad experience, let us give you your money back.
But if you give us a bad public rating you can expect to be banded from returning and being publicly called out as well. We don't get paid to do this gig. So just pull that big stick out of your butt. Try to relax, have fun and enjoy the experience. It’ll be good for you

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IDIOT-FREE ZONE  – THE NEVER ENDING PROJECT

Our goal is to foster an atmosphere of fun and mutual respect. Simply stated, it means “you be nice, and we’ll be nice.” Anyone who acts like an entitled jerk will be asked to leave. People who behave badly always seem surprised when we ask them to take their silly asses out the gate and don’t come back. Probably because they’re idiots.

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